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		<title>My Official Rules for Facebook (i.e. How to not get blocked)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 05:20:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll admit, I was a Facebook holdout for a while. I registered my account in 2005 at the suggestion of a friend. For three years, all you saw on my profile was one of only a handful of pictures that exist of me with a full beard (go ahead, try to find it&#8230;you know you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7433688&amp;post=209&amp;subd=rantsoftheuninformed&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>By Popular Demand</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 02:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back in April, I decided that it would be in everyone&#8217;s best interest (especially yours) to unleash my unsolicited observations on the world.  Over the next two months I composed post after post of cynical, whining, rambling nonsense.  Kind of like Jerry Seinfeld, only with one-tenth the humor (however, I figure I&#8217;m good for at [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7433688&amp;post=204&amp;subd=rantsoftheuninformed&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mugshot of the Week: 5/22/09</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 02:49:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com/?p=193</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My brother got a tattoo his freshman year of college.  It&#8217;s a small, black cross between his shoulder blades.  He had it almost a solid year before our Mom found out about it.  His response to Mom&#8217;s vocal displeasure was &#8220;hey, at least it&#8217;s a cross!&#8221;  Mom&#8217;s response was &#8220;I love Jesus too, but that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7433688&amp;post=193&amp;subd=rantsoftheuninformed&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Thoughts On Bacon</title>
		<link>http://rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com/2009/05/20/thoughts-on-bacon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 03:57:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I spend a lot of time on the internet, so I&#8217;m pretty well-versed in the world of Internet memes.  One of the prevailing memes over the past year or so is the awesomeness of bacon.  Do a quick Google search for &#8220;bacon&#8221; and you&#8217;ll find site after site proclaiming bacon as the absolute greatest physical [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7433688&amp;post=176&amp;subd=rantsoftheuninformed&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mugshot of the Week: 5/15/09</title>
		<link>http://rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com/2009/05/16/mugshot-of-the-week-51509/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 15:15:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok kids, it&#8217;s mugshot time again.  Sorry I was a day late getting this one up.  Well, not that sorry.  For those of you unfamiliar, I peruse the Weekly Mugshot Roundup at thesmokinggun.com every Friday and post my favorite here.  This week&#8217;s winner is&#8230; First guess?  This guy has no idea he&#8217;s been arrested.  The [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7433688&amp;post=166&amp;subd=rantsoftheuninformed&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>90-Minute Nap (aka Soccer in America)</title>
		<link>http://rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com/2009/05/14/90-minute-nap-aka-soccer-in-america/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 18:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Disclaimer:  I do not hate soccer as a sport.  I played it as a kid, and I had a lot of fun.  I do not believe there is anything inherently wrong with the game itself.  Now, please bear with me as I rip it to shreds&#8230; Despite being a huge sports fan, I do not [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7433688&amp;post=147&amp;subd=rantsoftheuninformed&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Migrane, Thy Name is Jonas</title>
		<link>http://rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com/2009/05/12/migrane-thy-name-is-jonas/</link>
		<comments>http://rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com/2009/05/12/migrane-thy-name-is-jonas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 21:51:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Jonas Brothers must be stopped.  Immediately.  Reason?  I&#8217;m too pretty for jail.  I&#8217;m definitely not cover-of-a-romance-novel material, but my butt looks way too good in a government-issued jumpsuit for me to last a day in the clink.  But so help me, seeing their smug little faces on TV, posters, lunchboxes, bedsheets, etc., makes me [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7433688&amp;post=136&amp;subd=rantsoftheuninformed&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>So Long Vowels, We Hardly Knew Ye</title>
		<link>http://rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com/2009/05/09/so-long-vowels-we-hardly-knew-ye/</link>
		<comments>http://rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com/2009/05/09/so-long-vowels-we-hardly-knew-ye/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 01:59:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com/?p=128</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not much of a text messager&#8230; er, messenger&#8230;whatever.  Point is, I primarily use my phone as, get this: a phone (gasp!).  There are several reasons why I use the spoken word in lieu of the abbreviated word, but the main reason is that I don&#8217;t understand &#8220;text language&#8221;.  Unfortunately for me, I was raised [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7433688&amp;post=128&amp;subd=rantsoftheuninformed&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mugshot of the Week: 5/8/09</title>
		<link>http://rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com/2009/05/09/mugshot-of-the-week-5809/</link>
		<comments>http://rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com/2009/05/09/mugshot-of-the-week-5809/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 06:48:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com/?p=123</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In an earlier post, I mentioned my fondness for the Weekly Mugshot Roundup from The Smoking Gun website that is posted every Friday.  I&#8217;ve decided to pick my favorite from every weekly batch and post it here.  Why?  Because I feel like I&#8217;m helping everyone feel just a little bit better about themselves.  I&#8217;m nothing [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7433688&amp;post=123&amp;subd=rantsoftheuninformed&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Down Home Road Rage</title>
		<link>http://rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com/2009/05/07/down-home-road-rage/</link>
		<comments>http://rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com/2009/05/07/down-home-road-rage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 03:32:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com/?p=105</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was born and raised in the South.  Two years ago, I moved to Indianapolis and began my field study of life north of the Mason-Dixon line.  Even the Midwest is a bit of a culture shock to a grits-and-gravy southern boy, but overall I&#8217;m very happy here.  I&#8217;ve learned several things in my two [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=rantsoftheuninformed.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7433688&amp;post=105&amp;subd=rantsoftheuninformed&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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